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-William H. Gass

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Stock up on the Nyquil and tissues, COA has come down with a cold!

So, many students at COA are sick.
"Oh, no! What do we do now?!" you may ask in a frantic voice.
Don't you fret, because I have a list for you!
Things to do when you think you're going to get sick:

  1. Stop
  2. Drop
  3. Roll!
  4. .........
...oops, that's what to do when there's a fire...

Here's the real one:

  1. Make sure your Netflix queue is up to date.
  2. Stock up on ice cream and chocolate (Actually, don't. Sugar depresses your immune system when you're sick. I know, I know. It tastes so good! But do you really want to get sick during week seven? Didn't think so.)
  3. SLEEP (This one is really serious, guys. Sleep is the most important thing to do when you're in fear of becoming sick. TRUE FACT.)
  4. Drink water! (Or gatorade or even tea!)
  5. WASH THOSE PHALANGES! (Okay, so wrong anatomical term, but PLEASE, wash your hands. If not for yourself, than for those around you.)
When you get sick, everyone around you gets sick, so don't be that guy.



(or gal. YAY EQUALITY!)

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